February 2012
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
When i hear people calling my name but i don't... →
I’m just like:
When you lost the bee you just saw →
fuckyeahlaughters:
You’re all like:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
When you lost the bee you just saw →
fuckyeahlaughters:
You’re all like:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
Whipping your hair →
10knotes:
Expectations:
Reality:
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The Vow
Paige: I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness, and to have the patience that love demands. To speak when words are needed, and to share the silence when they're not. To agree to disagree on red velvet cake, and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home.
Leo: I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love. I vow to love you, and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other.
